[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
how often do you have sex?
How often is your dad “working late”?
honestly if Joan Rivers dies youre ALL invited to my house we poppin BIG bottles
yall aint invited
if white people hate kanye west for being “self-obsessed” and “arrogant” why dont they hate robert downey jr too
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”